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My website http://www.askzach.com or http://ask-zach.blogspot.com is back. Go and ask a qustion or two

also check out the PR http://www.pr.com/press-release/13665

sweet

My First Website
My Current Website What do you like better??

It is bad enough that CVS and other stores start moving in santas, snowmen and reindeers while Frankenstein goblins and ghosts have just been put on sale. Now the TV is starting to already show Christmas ads. It is a little too early for those cliché ads of leaving something for Santa. M&Ms, Oreos, and Shrimp the list goes on. I could make a lot of money coming up with a Christmas themed ad. “Take product an have cute little kid leave it for Santa.” What about Chanukah ads? I am not saying I want to see any, I am just saying there are never Chanukah themed ads? Well I guess a Chanukah shrimp ad wouldn’t work well.

I think this is pretty much right

ZACH
Z	is for	Zippy
A	is for	Animated
C	is for	Comical
H	is for	Honest

If you haven's seen this here it is



The Back Story on the Photo

It mentios the photo had been burned (photo version not fire version) I thought news companies didn't do any photo manipulation even burning because of the liablility.

Looks like others agree

   According to my academic map made my freshman year (and yes I do still have it) I was supposed to graduate last spring on Friday the 13th. I didn't (I don't know if that was a good or bad thing). I did not have enough credits or al the requirements to graduate. So I am finishing up for a planed graduation in December. I only had to take two classes a theater class and a lit class. I am also taking ASL and Shakespeare. I have not entered the real word yet, but I am getting closer by moving further away from Wheelock.
I am no longer on campus. I am instead in an apartment in Brighton. I am still slowly getting used to being further away from my classes and from friends and most importantly far away from irisimay . It is a little strange getting used to, but I thin it is a lot better for me to be able to cook my own vegan food. It is a 30 minute bus or bike ride to Wheelock. I am thinking now of biking more then busing to say active and also to save money. Plus I signed up for the MASCO commuter program that gives out free stuff for biking to Wheelock. This past weekend I had a little get together at m apartment. It was kind of last minute, but I pulled it off well with a little help from irisimay  . It was a real great time eating vegan food in my backyard (did I mention I have a backyard!!). Then we all moved into htplay Cranium. It was all fun and games until the Cranium clay came out. It had become sticky. Making it very hard to make a golf course as Chelsea was trying to do. Then someone thought a little corn starch would help. It didn’t. It did help make bigger mess though. I have come to like my little home away from home (and school). It will still take a little tie getting used to having to get ready a little while fore class instead of a few minutes before last, but that is actually a good thing. So if you are around town leave a comment and I will tell you how to get to my new dig.

for more on whats going on in my life go to http://zachcone.com/wp/

I now have a blog on my website. We will see how long I last updating it. the site is http://zachcone.com/wp

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( You have been warned )

I hat that I put off my work untill the last moent, but I just can't seem to do it at a reasonable time.

I have been putting my work off as much as possilbe and am not sure how much longer I can put it off for. The snow day just made me push it off for even longer. So I have been trying to write my paper, but have been unable to. So instead I decided to give WHDH a call to see if I could get to the bottom of my unablilty to watch SNL. I got fowarded a couple of times and ended up in the PR department. After a while and asking her cowork, the ldy I was tlaking to was able to e-mail me the stations official statment on the matter:

Thank you for inquiring about the "Saturday Night Live" episode hosted
by Al Sharpton. Due to FCC regulations mandating equal opportunity to
broadcast access for candidates, the episode could not be carried by
WHDH because the station's signal reaches parts of New Hampshire where
soon there will be a Presidential primary election. NBC provided us
with the alternative episode, "The Best of Steve Martin."

I have yet to figure out who the answering machine guy was or what he was saying about that not being the reason. I also asked for a copy of the program and they gave me the SNL main number and ask them for a copy. I am going to get to the bottom of this. I will keep you updated

Also did I mention how metrosexual John Kerry is? He is the most metrosexual guy ever.

I have been advised by my lawyer that because I mentioned Al Sharpton in my LJ I have to offer the other candidates equal time in my LJ posts. I will be doing that over my next few posts to prevent a lawsuite.

So my roommate and I were ready to watch SNL, I know SNL has sucked latley but we thought we would give it a try since Al Sharpton seems to be a funny guy. We Turned it on and there was a steve martin SNL special on. What was going on?? The NBC website that it was playing a new one. We assumed that maybe there was too much snow for the actors to get into the studio or som,ething. That was untill we we got an IM stating how funny the show was. we were shocked that it was in fact being shown, just not on our station. That led us to belive it had to be one of two things, either the feed from New York to Boston was down or the station couldn't show it in fear of having to give equal time to other canidates. I decded to call the station. Their number was not on the site, so I looked them up in the yellow pages. I called no answer. Ilooked up online and found a secound number for their news. I called and got an answering service asking to put in extension. I tired zero. It rang a couple of times than it picked up "WHDH Channel 7 Bosot" It was the same voice as the answering machin so I though I had just got another one, but it turned out to be someone. I asked why the station wasn't showing SNL. He said he had no clue and I should call on Monday and ask for the program manager. I asked if he was only the guy who answered phones since eh didn't know what was going on. He said yeah something like that. We than got an IM saying it was in fact because of the fact he was a canidate, they mentioned it on the show. I decided I should call the guy back, just in case other people were calling. I told him why and said thats what they told him, but he knew that was not the real reason why. That he knew the real reason. I tolfd him that I was gussing he couldn't tell me. He said I all can tell you is call on monday. Well they are going to hear from me. We heard that this has been the funniest episode in a while and we want to see it. I think we are going to demand a tape of it and an explination.

this is a discriotion from the back of a book:

A DRAMA UNFOLDS......
A city in crisis, a scandal
a foot, and a stranger with a
mysyrtious secret. Who was he
really? A madman with a
following? A magician fooling
thousands? or simply as he
claimed,,God himslef, coming
in the the flesh, to answer our
deepest qustions and to heal
our deepest wounds? It is a
story like no ther, full of
magic, murder, scandel, and
beytral...a love story with a
twist you would never expect.

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well it seems that so far my idea of selling , myself as a date VIA EBAY has been a faliure. The main problem I think is that of my PR department. Not enough people know about this to go to the auction and bid on me, so if you know anyone in or around the Boston area that would like to go to a dance on top of the Prudential have them go to http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2201534081 to bid on me, all money above ticket price will go to the Jimmy Fund, so it is all for a good cause. So once again that link is http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2201534081

I remember when I was younger my mother would make us wait through the credits of a movie to see where it was filmed. The last thing in the credits always says thanks to: than the town or city it was filmed in. Now adays movies should say what computers they were made in at the end of the film. Thanks to Sun Microsystems, hp servers, and Apple G5.

Thats right if you ever wanted to go to a college dance with Zach cone now is your chance http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2201534081

So basically it went down like this, we were suppossed to bring in ideas for a readers theater piece, I told my idea of the media and the war. Than Kiely told hers of love and what ever notts. Everyone flocked over to her. I asked if anyone wanted to do mine and that is when the attack begain.
Keily started by saying no one watend work with me because I skipped class on Mon adn don't do my hokeowrk and never commit to anything. (now soem of these points I admit are reassonable, but stll to be saying this shit in front of the class come on) than she sayed how I was a horrible director (now thats really what pissed me off). Next thing I know the whole class is discussing me, how I don't do my work, how I nevere take things seriously and so on. That burns to have a whole class (minus one or two people) telling you why no wants to work with you. So I have decoded that people can post things that are wornf with me so I can work on them. Don't hold back I have been shot down hard enough that no matter what you say it can't hurt but only help Thanks

I won I won, thats right I just won the door decorating prixe, which ended up being a bowl of cand (most of which I couldn't eat) but still the prize isn't what matters, the fact that I roaly kicked everyones ass does. Also the fact that it has scared soo many people is a bonus. It seems that after a brought the bowl full-o-prize everyone came out of there rooms into mine to get a piece of the action. "Hey Zach" as the M&Ms and rasinnetts seemed to disapear fast. Good times over all and I am trying to teach myself Flash (the stuff that makes websites better) Once I know enough I will update Zachcone.com. I feel like I am now over the hump of school for right now. Got my papers and tests done just have a take home left to do. So time to relax and start to take it easy

Our dorm is having a door decorating contest for haloween, I think I should win, what do you think

The crotch down where your nuts hang - it's always a little too tight. It's like riding a wire fence. See if you can't give me an inch where the zipper ends, right back to my bunghole. (The president then lets out a magnificent belch.)- Lyndon Baines Johnson